Something Average

We all know that Kanye West jumped on stage at the MTV awards to tell Taylor Swift that Beyonce should have got the trophy that she had just collected, right? You don’t? Well enjoy this 8-Bit video tribute whilst you play Don McLean on your gramophone. You dinosaur.

I know you all hate multi-part posts but it is too late now s0 here comes…

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PART 2!

After Los Angeles my family hired a 7 seater to drive on the highway to Casino City. On the way I had 2 twinkies and taught my older bro how to do the rubik’s cube. Hmm, Vegas. Ok here is the list: Casinos, artificial skies inside casinos, gondolas, inside casinos, imatation eiffel towers inside casinos, groups of prostitute sellers hanging out in the street trying to hand you huge piles of numbers with “pictures” on them, casinos, shopping malls where my brother lost his glasses, the grand canyon even though I didn’t go, a huge fountain (BEST THING EVER!), a huge rollercoster, a copy of New York, a copy of Paris, a copy of Rome, a copy of Venice, MGM Grand, David Copperfield, wait where’d he go?, Ka which is a production by Cirque du Soliel (Circus of the Sun) and Denny’s.

Coming soon…. PART 3!

Aa none of you know, I went to the gold coast during the holidays and we’re walking down surfers when we noticed a crowd of people..

Weird robotic people that were singing. As you can see this was the Ripley’s Believe it or not Odditorium. Of course we went in and we later found it was it’s Grand Opening night after being refurbished and was much better than the last (I’ve been to the last and it was still pretty awesome XD) So I took a bunch of photo’s in there so I’m gonna post em up!

Hey guys, I’m back from a two week vactaion to the US of A and now I’m going to do a short review, if I can remember anything that is.

I woke up at 4.30am to go to the airport, from there I flew to the mainland and after a few hours, took off again on possibly the longest airplane flight ever, 14 hours across the Pacific Ocean. Because of the time zones we landed about 3 hours after I woke up, which sort of trips you out. You get used to it though. America is so different from Australia and this was my first time here so it was pretty weird. Cars driving on the right, hotdog stands every 20 metres, Farhenheight and Celsius, and the accent. Because I have a  horrible memory I am not going to give you a precise itenery of what we did, but instead tell you some of the highlights: Walk of Fame (Didn’t find Chuck Norris ), Hollywood (Passed by Errol Flynn’s old house), Venice Beach (Spent $100 on black rapper music), Shopping ( ), Free Wi-Fi, Museums, the Hollywood Sign and Hooters for the first time.

Next Stop: Las Vegas

So the US government has this website that shows you what to do during a terrorist attack, these are some spoofs of it.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

Click on the read more link below to see the rest.

Continue reading ‘US Governement Terrorist Alert Mockups’ »

Welcome,

Regular posting should commence shortly even though no one reads us we’re still going to try our hardest to impress the 3 people we don’t know that come to our site.

Thanks,
Andy

Okay guys, I’m sorry but the installation of wordpress we had before had been moved a couple of times and was being temperamental and really annoying me. I decided to start again and make a fresh wordpress installation. This one is running much better and I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.

I will soon have an archive up and running of all our old posts and good times

Thanks for putting up with me,
-Andreas

PS: Users will either get their passwords emailed to them or they will have to make a new account and tell me to get their privileges back, most likely the second one.